know your hymns

Dentist's Hymn...............................Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman's Hymn.....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn.........................The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn.........................There's a Green Hill Far Away The Politician's Hymn....................Standing on the Promises Optometrist's Hymn.......................Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS Agent's Hymn...................I Surrender All The Gossip's Hymn........................Pass It On The Electrician's Hymn..................Send The Light The Shopper's Hymn.....................Sweet Bye and Bye The Realtor's Hymn........................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop The Massage Therapists Hymn....He Touched Me The Doctor's Hymn........................The Great Physician And for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns: 45 mph........................................God Will Take Care of You 65 mph........................................Nearer My God To Thee 85 mph........................................This World Is Not My Home 95 mph........................................Lord, I'm Coming Home 100 mph......................................Precious Memories Give me a sense of humor, Lord Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.