MUST BE OBEYED
1. ALWAY DENIY EVRY THING IN TRUE BART STYLIE "I DIDN'T DO IT U CAN'T PROVE NE THING
2.U MUST BE A PAIN IN THE ASS AT ALL TIMES
3. U MUST USE SWEAR WORD'Z AT ALL TIMES.
4. UR TABLE MANNER SHUD BE THAT OF THE ZOO'Z I FIND THAT THE PIG IZ A G8T EXAMPLE
5. U SHUD CONTANTLY BURP FART ( DRINK LOT OF FIZZY POP EAT LOAD'Z WILL DO THE TRICK).
6. U SHUD ALLWAYZ PICK UR NOSE IN PUBLIC.
7. IF U AV SPOT SQUEEZE THEM MAKE SURE TO LEAVE PUSS ON THE MIRROR 8.CONTANTLY PLAY TRICKZ ON PEOPLE( MY FAV WUD AV 2 BE THE CLING FLIM ON DA LOO TRICK GET THEM ALL THE TIME MWAHUHAA)
9. UR ROOM SHUD ALLWAY BE MESSY THE MORE FILTH THE BETTER
10. LAST BUT NOT LEAST NVR DO NE THING UR PARENT'Z ASK U 2 DO U MUST FOLLOW THESE 10 SIMPLE RULE 2 BE AN GREAT TEENAGER