redneck

Subject: Fw: Redneck Ingenuity
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office? "Yes. What can I do for you?"I'm callin' to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's a-hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he getsit inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there somehow."Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where thefirewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.Shortly after they leave, the phone rings at
Virgil's house.Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.... did the Sheriff come by?""Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!""HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!!"